Birth of a Salesman/Quotes

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Edna: It's that time of year again when our class raises money for the annual class trip to Capital City.

Bart: Aw, time for the class's "Salesman of the year" to show you all how it's done.

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Edna: Here it is, children. The Little Miss Blueberry Collection! Wind chimes, miniature tea sets, and thimbles... fell free to come up and sample the merchandise!

Nelson: That's the lamest thing ever!

Milhouse: Who's idea was this?

Bart: I can't sell that.

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Nelson: Uh, dudes. Wanna call of this bet?

Milhouse: I'm willing to if Bart is...

Bart: That might be for the best.

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Bart: C'mon Homer! Please! You gotta help me?

Homer: Boy, I told you, I'm not selling any froufy thinkgs to guys at the plant. They'd all laugh at me. Tell you what. We'll just pay your way for the class trip.

Bart: No, I need to sell this stuff.

Homer:Bart, did you hear me? I said i'd pay. Did you make som stupid bet or something?

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Comic Book Guy: Worst school fundraiser ever!