Homer
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Homer is a bowling ball. Homer buys it for Marge's birthday, but engraves his name on it and fits it to his fingers so he can use it. Enraged, Marge goes to use it at the Bowl-O-Rama and runs into Jacques, the two become bowling partners and Marge frequently uses Homer. After Marge leaves Jacques, it is sent to the basement.[1] Bart uses it to almost knock out the Babysitter Bandit.[2]