Bartman's Bottom 40
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Comic Information
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Bartman's Bottom 40 is a comic story featured in Bartman: The Best of the Best!.
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- Bullies with mega-strength superpowers. (Most likely Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney).
- Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume".
- School nights.
- Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly.
- Sidekicks that can't stay up past nine O'Clock. (Implied to be Houseboy.)
- Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters.
- Forgetting that the mobsters and the Mayor drive black limos.
- The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante.
- Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts.
- Slick Hollywood exports that try to exploit your name.
- The universe imploding upon itself and restarting again with subtle changes.
- Chronic cowl-head.
- Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads.
- Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave.
- Police Chiefs that only give you 24 hours to solve the case.
- Houseboy's lactose intolerance.
- Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting.
- Psychotic villains that don't use deodorant.
- Bartdog's bout with compulsive tail chasing.
- The Bartcave's persistent mildew.
- Maniac Beef Jerky Monsters from Dimension Q.
- Getting caught soliloquising.
- Cape-burn.
- Defective grappling hooks.
- Curious sisters searching for blackmail material.
- Comic Book Shops that are closed on Sunday.
Still More Coming!
