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Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh/Quotes

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Season 20 Episode Quotes
438 "Father Knows Worst"
439
"Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
"Four Great Women and a Manicure" 440


Marge: [referring to sciencewater] The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking e.e. cummings.

Miss Hoover: Three, two, one. Now I have tenure, so I'll let Ralph teach the class from now on.
Ralph: Class, in what year was one plus one?
[No one says anything.]
Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!
[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]

Lisa: It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm.
Homer: Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!

City Inspector: [flips coin] Call it, friendo.
Homer: Heads! No, tails! No, on its side!
[coin falls on its side]
City Inspector: Well played.

Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!

Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "c". This is Katelyn, with a "k" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.
Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.

Bart: Why did you use my treehouse?
Homer: C'mon boy, be cool!
Bart: [sighs]
Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!

Marge: I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes.

Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!

[Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray.]
Alaska Nebraska: I am so tired of fans in my food.

City Inspector: Go, Dog, Go, pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.
Homer: Oh, thank you, friendo!
City Inspector: I am not your friendo.
Homer: But I thought...

Bart: We have to go back to Springfield. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse.
Milhouse: [in the dumpster back of the Kwik-E-Mart] Three weeks! This must be a new record!

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