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Lisa the Skeptic/Quotes

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Season 9 Episode Quotes
185 "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
186
"Lisa the Skeptic"
"Realty Bites" 187


Lisa: You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! (To Chief Wiggum) Aren't we?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn!

Lisa: Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?
Kent Brockman: Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!

Lisa: I can't stand those morons!
Marge: Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons.
Lisa: But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels?
Marge: Well, your mother for one.
Lisa: You? But you're an intelligent person, Mom.
Marge: There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa. If you can't take a leap of faith every once in a while, well, then I feel sorry for you.
Lisa: Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you.

Carl: I say it's the angel of peace, you idiot!
Lenny: I say it's the angel of mercy, you jerk!

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