Bart's Girlfriend

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"Bart's Girlfriend" is the seventh episode of season 6.

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Quotes

• Jessica: You're bad Bart, and I like it.

• Homer- Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money that's all I need.
• Bart- I didn't take it.
• Homer- Why you little- (Homer strangles Bart). How could you look at me and lie like that?
• Marge- Homer stop that! I believe him.
• Homer- Tell me, if he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?
• Marge- That's what he wore to church!

• Principal Skinner- Congragulations Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
• Groundskeeper Willie- There's not? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!

• Bart- Three months!? Aww!
• Jessica- Hi Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair.
• Bart- Ohh!
• Jessica- Want to have dinner at my house tonight?
• Bart- Really? Uh, sure.
• Jessica- Great. We eat at 7:00.
• Bart- There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut! (You can hear Bart Strutting to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees as a reference to the final scene in the 1982 film Stayin' Alive).

• Marge- 30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer!
• Homer- We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed.

• Homer- Stop him! He's heading for the window.

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Bart of Darkness • Lisa's Rival • Another Simpsons Clip Show • Itchy & Scratchy Land • Sideshow Bob Roberts • Treehouse of Horror V • Bart's Girlfriend • Lisa on Ice • Homer Badman • Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy • Fear of Flying • Homer the Great • And Maggie Makes Three • Bart's Comet • Homie the Clown • Bart vs. Australia • Homer vs. Patty and Selma • A Star Is Burns • Lisa's Wedding • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds • The PTA Disbands • 'Round Springfield • The Springfield Connection • Lemon of Troy • Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)