The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap

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The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap is a rap performed by a robotic Abraham Lincoln at Duff Gardens.

Lyrics

W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l!!

I'm Rappin' A. B. and I'm here to say,

If you want to drink beer,

Well, Duff's the only way!

I said the ooo-nly way!

Break down!

After the "Break down!" line, the robotic Lincoln crushed a Duff Beer can on its forehead.