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The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap

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"The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap"
The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap.png
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Characters: Abraham Lincoln
Length: 0:14
Appearance(s): "Selma's Choice"


The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap is a rap performed at Duff Gardens in the the Beer Hall of Presidents by a audio-animatronic Abraham Lincoln.

Lyrics[edit]

[Spoken word]
Four score and seven years ago
we took the finest hops and barley
to brew a refreshing, full-bodied lager.
[Rapping]
W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l!!
I'm Rappin' A. B. and I'm here to say,
If you want to drink beer,
Well, Duff's the only way!
I said the ooo-nly way!
Break down!

After the "Break down!" line, the audio-animatronic Lincoln crushed a Duff Beer can on into the side of its head.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The opening spoken word part is a play on the opening lines from Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Appearances[edit]