Island of Sirens
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Island of Sirens is a song from the episode Tales from the Public Domain. It is a parody of the Barry Manilow song "Copacabana" written by Jack Feldman, Manilow, and Bruce Sussman. The parody lyrics were written by Andrew Kreisberg. It is the ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Female Singers:
- On the island,
- Island of sirens,
- Our hot sex will leave you perspirin'.
- Lenny:
- Hey, that's kinda catchy.
- Carl:
- It's comin' from that island. Let's steer heedlessly towards it.
- Lenny:
- Heedlessly it is!
- Female Singers:
- The feta is cheesy,
- The sirens are easy...
- Homer:
- Boy, if they kiss as good as they lure...Wow!
- Female Singers:
- On the island,
- We'll sex you up!
- Island of sirens. (repeat)
- [As the boat approaches the island, the crew can finally see the sirens. They look exactly like Patty and Selma, even down to the leg stubble.]
- Homer [screaming]:
- Oh, God, they're hideous!
- Carl:
- Woof!
- Lenny:
- Uff! Someone gouge my eyes!
- Professor Frink:
- Someone save me from the LAY-DEES!
