The Fight Before Christmas/Quotes
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
< The Fight Before Christmas
Revision as of 12:06, December 18, 2010 by Mythigator (talk)
|
|||||||||
|
|
|
- Bart: I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!
- Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.
- Marge: This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.
- Krusty [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.
- Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
- Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
- Mr. Burns: "Release the hounds! [Barking is heard in the distance.] They'll be along in a few minutes."
- [After a long pause, a lone harmless-looking dog arrives.]
- Dog: "Uhhhh ... We blew the budget on Katy Perry."
