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Marge Gets a Job/Quotes

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Smithers: This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say Abibu gazini.

Marge: What?

Smithers: Welcome aboard. I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.


Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
Lisa: You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie

Homer: What'd they do?

Lisa: They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning.


Mr. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.

Homer: Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!


Marge: What do I do?

Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!