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The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Simpsons Christmas Special content update/A Savage Thaw Gameplay
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3
After the user logs in on December 12th and starting Christmas is Canceled Pt. 1:
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Like all good Christmas tales, ours opens in a small town, whose citizens are about to be plunged into a nightmare of blood-soaked gore.
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No gore!
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Don't censor the boy, Marge. I'm sure the gore isn't gratuitous. I've never been so sure about anything.
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No gore!
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You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.
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Task: Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story (6s, Simpson House) On job start:
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Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.
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You're just ripping off "Die Hard".
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It's a reboot. That's what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it's been "reimagined for a new generation".
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My little man sounds just like J.J. Abrams!
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As I was saying... how many rules does this cop play by? How does "zero" sound, friend?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Savage Thaw Intro
After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3:
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Hey, Savage!
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That's my name. Coincidentally, it's also a pretty good description of my character.
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The Captain wants to see us in his office. Whatever he says, try to play by the rules for once?
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Hi, policemans! I'm the one in charge, so what I say goes for sure!
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I've got a big police job for you. You're playing Monopoly with me!
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Sure, I'll play. But not by the rules.
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Savage!
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Task: Make Bart Give a Tough Guy Sneer (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) Task: Make Milhouse Try Not to Panic (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) If the user Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Try to Remember How to Discipline (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
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My police gun shot me again.
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You think maybe we should take you to the hospital, Captain?
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I have a police car with police lights and police sounds and one time I ranned over a pedestrian.
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Not much of a story so far, but credit where credit's due -- Bart can really write for Ralph.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Savage Thaw Pt. 1
After completing A Savage Thaw Intro:
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Robbers are robbing a bank! Somebody call the police!
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Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.
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I don't know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.
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The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like *pew pew*.
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"Snow shooters". I like how harmless that sounds.
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Thought I'd throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say "snow shooters", you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.
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I'm on it!
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Task: Make Bart Practice His Action Puns (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) Task: Make Milhouse Do Paperwork (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) Task: Collect Snowballs [x100]
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All right Meeks, let's roll out.
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Have fun catching the bad guys! I'll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Savage Thaw Pt. 2
After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 1:
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Okay Meeks, what are we looking at, here?
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We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--
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Banzai charge!
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Wait! Don't charge in until we have a plan!
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I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!
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Task: Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank (8h, Snow Bank) Task: Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage (8h, Snow Bank) Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
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Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let's make like snow and flake!
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*kicks over a cabinet* Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!
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Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.
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You're a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?
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Oh my God. They're... they're...
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They're Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.
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Nooooooo!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Savage Thaw Pt. 3
After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 2:
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I wear my policeman's uniform over my PJs so I don't have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!
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Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?
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Hand in your badge, Savage! I'm mad at you for I-forget-why!
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Probably, I'm guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?
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...
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My PJs are itchy under my uniform.
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Let's question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.
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Task: Make Bart Play Bad Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) Task: Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) If the user Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
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The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself "Deep Freeze".
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Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.
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Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.
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Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool.
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You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.
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Finally! The real hero of the story arrives!
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I was supposed to be his hostage, but he said I was too fat and dumb to take along. Said I smelled, too. And that I was dumb.
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*ANNOYED GRUNT*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Savage Thaw Pt. 4
After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 3:
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Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?
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Don't respond to that, Story Homer.
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Fire away, Copper!
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Dammit! Have some self-respect, me!
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Did Deep Freeze reveal anything to you about his evil plan?
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He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.
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Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas...
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I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it's black-out drunk.
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To Moe's!
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Task: Make Bart Visit Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Drink at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets (24h, Snow Bank) Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
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That's ten eggnogs you've had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?
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Nothin' yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per'aps a tasty eggnog will help!
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*heavy sigh* I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.
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Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.
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Why would he rob it again, when he knows it's been cleaned out?
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It ain't easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can't justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.
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We'd better take the Snow Mobile.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Savage Thaw Pt. 5
After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 4:
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Chief, we're heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.
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We're not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.
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Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They're authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.
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Rod and Todd?! But they're incompetent!
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"Incompetent"? What's that?
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Hoo boy.
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Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile (12h, Milhouse) If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet (12h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
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Surrender, Deep Freeze! We've got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!
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We've already turned one cheek. Don't make us turn the other one!
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You don't scare me, Coppers.
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Well maybe I do!
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Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who's really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.
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Youse'll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.
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Another new building, eh? All right. Let's unlock it and see what's what.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Savage Thaw Pt. 6
After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 5:
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I know what you're gonna say, Savage, but I'd really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--
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I've got a dumber idea.
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Don't say "banzai charge". Don't say "banzai charge"...
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*sound of explosions* How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that's a good idea?
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You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!
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Task: Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner (8h, Truck Stop Diner) Task: Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage (8h, Truck Stop Diner)
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Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus?
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You bet your stockings it is!
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But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?
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I needed the cash! You think it's CHEAP making toys for every child in the world?
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And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that's easy on a saint's income?
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Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot.
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Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist!
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That's cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it's just cheap!
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Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4
After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 6:
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*slow clap* Wow! What a story! I never could have predicted Officer Savage was a bad guy.
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That's my point. There was nothing prior to the big reveal to indicate, however subtly, that--
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Face it, Lisa. The public loved my story. And the ignorant masses are never wrong about these things.
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I don't know, that story was a little violent for me. There were so many car chases and explosions!
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The bedrock of any great story is car chases and explosions. Aristotle said that.
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What about a good romance? Everyone loves love.
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The trick is to find the right amount of nudity. Brief enough that it doesn't damage the children, but long enough that I give a damn.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Santa's Little Helper, 30 Years Ago
After the user logs in on December 17th:
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Quest reward: Santa's Little Helper
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System Message
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Santa's Little Helper now has a special animated job to celebrate thirty years since "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" premiered on TV – December 17th 1989.
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