The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular/Quotes
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- Part of one of the fake endings to Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two):
- Lisa: And with your last remaining strength, you pointed to W and S, or Waylon Smithers!
- Waylon Smithers: It is true! I shot Mister Burns!
- Montgomery Burns: Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I am giving you a 5% pay cut!
- Troy McClure: But in order for that ending to work, you would have had to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that would have been downright nutty!
- Troy McClure: You know, the Simpsons sure have come a long way since an old drunk humanized his rabbit cartoons to retire old gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they will have between now and when the show becomes unprofitable?
