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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Into the Simpsonsverse content update/A Four-Course of Action Gameplay
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A Four-Course of Action
A Four-Course of Action Pt. 1
After the user logs in on August 22nd:
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Noble warriors! I am to come for to help you in bad timing of great stress.
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Can anyone else understand this guy? He sounds a little funny.
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Yeah, he hasn't learned yet in the ways of how to talk good English like us yet.
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And what do we call you, valiant knight?
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Anime Homer! Great and powerful ally.
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You are to battle the ominous evil godmother, yes?
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You know about the evil godmother?
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*narrating* He asked, unnecessarily. The knock-out drops must have dulled his wits...
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*narrating* Not that they were razor-sharp to begin with, he thought in the cruel, self-mocking tone that no amount of two-fisted gumshoe-ing could silence.
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*narrating* He briefly wondered why he was so hard on himself, but nobody was paying him to work that case, so he let it go. He needed a drink.
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Yes, I am knowing of evil godmother. She destroyed my townhome.
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You mean your hometown?
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No, my townhome. It share walls with honorable neighbors.
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We really gotta put a stop to this godmother before she does any more damage.
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Anime Homer will train you. Yes! Train you all!
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Awesome! I bet he's gonna teach us kung fu! C'mon, what're we waiting for?!
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Wait, did you saps forget already? That evil godmother dame is on her way to the nuclear plant. There's no time for a training montage, no matter how ironic or meta.
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Don't worry. As a nuclear technician I have a sure-fire danger-detection system in place!
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Task: Collect Cat Statues [x115] Task: Make Homer Call Lenny and Carl (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Princess Homer Practice Kung Fu (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Noir Homer Shake His Head at Everyone (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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So you want us to call you the second we see an evil old lady show up at the plant? Sure thing, Homer.
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Wait, how are we gonna know she's evil?
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I bet she'll squint and move her eyes left to right. You know, like in that classic, shifty way all villains do.
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Okay, and how do we not die if she shows up?
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Everyone dies sometime, Carl. The important thing is to achieve closure first, by warning us so WE don't die.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Four-Course of Action Pt. 2
After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 1:
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Alright, Anime Homer, if you wanna train us for the upcoming battle against the godmother, I'm game. Where are we off to?
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First, we must journey to my hometown.
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You mean your townhome?
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No, my hometown. There I will train you.
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We're gonna learn kung fu?!
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I will show you ways of battle of forefathers, passed down through generations, combining elements of judo, kendo and aikido.
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The only thing my father taught me was no-can-do.
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*narrating* You could tell he was joking because nobody was laughing.
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Anime Simpson house style is called Tae Kwan...D'OH!
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Task: Collect Cat Statues [x155] Task: Make Homer Happily Follow Anime Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Princess Homer Practice Jiu Jitsu (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Noir Homer Keep Shaking His Head at Everyone (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Anime Homer Lead Way to Great Honor and Triumph (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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We are here.
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What do you mean? All I see is a diner that's three losers short of a Hopper painting.
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This is a Japanese Krusty Burger. We train here.
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Oh. Yeah I've seen this movie. I'm betting they have a secret basement inside where they practice fighting. Rule number one, you do not talk about Krusty Klub.
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Rule number two is to say yes to any question that ends in "with that".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Four-Course of Action Pt. 3
After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 2:
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Are you ready for to begin training?
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Yes, sensei.
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Very well. Now is begin! First dish, start now.
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First dish? What do you mean? All I see is a plate of sushi.
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Yes. We practice ancient art of competitive eating.
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Competitive eating is so un-princess-like. I can barely fit into my tiara as it is!
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Don't you have any more magical martial arts, like wish granting, or dragon riding, or being dressed by birds...
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Or kissing things to turn them back into what they were before they were turned into something else?
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This is real life, not a fairy tale! Eat to defeat evil godmother!
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Anime me makes a good point. Eating is good.
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I've been around, Anime Homer, and I know you don't bring a knife to a gun fight — or an appetite to an evil-godmother fight.
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We need guns, bullets, and crooked DAs who look the other way when the lead starts to fly. What do you say, other Homers?
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Seconds please.
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Bravo arigato! You are true warrior of plate!
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Well, some say eating IS my second job.
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You are ready for next level. Two plates at same time!
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Task: Collect Cat Statues [x155] Task: Make Homer Learn Competitive Eating (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Princess Homer Give it a Shot (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Noir Homer Hate Everyone (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Anime Homer Be Amazed by Homer (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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Oh, boy. I don't think I can do any more.
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Nothing left to teach man who eat four course in three minute. Grasshopper, you are ready to battle evil godmother.
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Great. Now can we stop wasting our time here? We need to get back to the portal in case the godmother — and…Homer's asleep.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Four-Course of Action Pt. 4
After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 3:
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I hate to break up the tea party, but we've got to get back to stop the evil godmother from taking over the multi-verse.
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*narrating* He said, keeping the story on track. It wasn't pretty, but it worked.
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I think you're right, but what are we going to do about Homer? We can't move him, and we can't leave him here.
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We can use cloud palace to return to power plant.
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You've got a cloud palace?!
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Yes. Although it technically cloud townhome. Two royal family live there.
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Task: Collect Cat Statues [x155] Task: Make Anime Homer Grab the Keys to the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Princess Homer Hop on the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Noir Homer Roll Homer Onto the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Homer Get Rolled Onto the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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*whistles* This cloud palace beats the pants off of my sixth-floor walk-up on Skid Row. Maybe it's time to reassess my life choices.
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Yeah. Being way up in the sky like this, it's like, a whole new world. It makes me wanna…
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Wanna what?
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*waking up* Huh? What's going on? Where are we?
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WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR…
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No! Quick, someone stop her! Don't let her finish the chorus!
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We have arrive at power plant.
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*phew* Princess Homer, that's enough singing. You just need to let it go.
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*gasp*
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No no no!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Four-Course of Action Pt. 5
After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 4:
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Well, well, well. Looks like that evil broad-mother beat us to the punch.
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Amazing deduction, Inspector Obvious. No wonder you make a dollar a day.
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Plus expenses.
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Let's see you put your famous detective skills to work figuring out my plan.
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I'm not really a "clues" type detective. I'm a two-fisted PI who solves crimes by getting beaten up.
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It'd really help my process if you'd beat me up.
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I'm going to summon an army of evil through the portal and use it to vanquish you all!
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Still nothing.
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What the? Lenny, Carl. You were supposed to call me as soon as she showed up. What happened?
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Oh, is this the evil godmother?
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How were we supposed to know she was evil when she gave us free beers? Cheers, Lenny!
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No no no!
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Oh, yep, okay. I can feel the poison now. *passes out*
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Your henchmen are no match for me. Give up your folly and surrender.
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Never! We're here to stop you, no matter the cost.
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When will you Homers ever learn…
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Very well. You leave me no choice. Behold, my poison apples! One touch and you're history. *throws poison apples*
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Homer! Remember your training!
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Time to make some applesauce.
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Task: Collect Cat Statues [x195] Task: Make Homer Eat the Poison Apples Out of the Air (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Evil Godmother Burns Be Very Confused (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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Did that man just…eat all the poison apples?
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Haha, showed you! I've been training, plus I've built an immunity to your poison from all the beer I—
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Oh, no, not immune yet. *falls over*
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I told you competitive eating was a useless skill! Confound it, I'm ending this menace once and for all.
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What are you doing with that axe?
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I'm destroying this blasted machine!
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But then we'll all be stuck here!
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*takes an axe to the portal* It's the only way. Take that, you stupid machine!
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There… It's finally…over…
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Exercise caution, you make it mad!
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No…don't tell me… It's opening another portal?
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*steps out of portal* I am here to avenge my father. Any who stand in my way shall face the wrath of my blade.
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Why couldn't we have gotten this character to train us?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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