The Simpsons: Tapped Out Into the Simpsonsverse content update/A Four-Course of Action Gameplay

A Four-Course of Action

A Four-Course of Action Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 22nd: Noble warriors! I am to come for to help you in bad timing of great stress. Can anyone else understand this guy? He sounds a little funny. Yeah, he hasn't learned yet in the ways of how to talk good English like us yet. And what do we call you, valiant knight? Anime Homer! Great and powerful ally. You are to battle the ominous evil godmother, yes? You know about the evil godmother? *narrating* He asked, unnecessarily. The knock-out drops must have dulled his wits... *narrating* Not that they were razor-sharp to begin with, he thought in the cruel, self-mocking tone that no amount of two-fisted gumshoe-ing could silence. *narrating* He briefly wondered why he was so hard on himself, but nobody was paying him to work that case, so he let it go. He needed a drink. Yes, I am knowing of evil godmother. She destroyed my townhome. You mean your hometown? No, my townhome. It share walls with honorable neighbors. We really gotta put a stop to this godmother before she does any more damage. Anime Homer will train you. Yes! Train you all! Awesome! I bet he's gonna teach us kung fu! C'mon, what're we waiting for?! Wait, did you saps forget already? That evil godmother dame is on her way to the nuclear plant. There's no time for a training montage, no matter how ironic or meta. Don't worry. As a nuclear technician I have a sure-fire danger-detection system in place! Task: Collect Cat Statues [x115] Task: Make Homer Call Lenny and Carl (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Practice Kung Fu (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Shake His Head at Everyone (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) So you want us to call you the second we see an evil old lady show up at the plant? Sure thing, Homer. Wait, how are we gonna know she's evil? I bet she'll squint and move her eyes left to right. You know, like in that classic, shifty way all villains do. Okay, and how do we not die if she shows up? Everyone dies sometime, Carl. The important thing is to achieve closure first, by warning us so WE don't die. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Four-Course of Action Pt. 2

After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 1: Alright, Anime Homer, if you wanna train us for the upcoming battle against the godmother, I'm game. Where are we off to? First, we must journey to my hometown. You mean your townhome? No, my hometown. There I will train you. We're gonna learn kung fu?! I will show you ways of battle of forefathers, passed down through generations, combining elements of judo, kendo and aikido. The only thing my father taught me was no-can-do. *narrating* You could tell he was joking because nobody was laughing. Anime Simpson house style is called Tae Kwan...D'OH! Task: Collect Cat Statues [x155] Task: Make Homer Happily Follow Anime Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Practice Jiu Jitsu (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Keep Shaking His Head at Everyone (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Lead Way to Great Honor and Triumph (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) We are here. What do you mean? All I see is a diner that's three losers short of a Hopper painting. This is a Japanese Krusty Burger. We train here. Oh. Yeah I've seen this movie. I'm betting they have a secret basement inside where they practice fighting. Rule number one, you do not talk about Krusty Klub. Rule number two is to say yes to any question that ends in "with that". Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Four-Course of Action Pt. 3

After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 2: Are you ready for to begin training? Yes, sensei. Very well. Now is begin! First dish, start now. First dish? What do you mean? All I see is a plate of sushi. Yes. We practice ancient art of competitive eating. Competitive eating is so un-princess-like. I can barely fit into my tiara as it is! Don't you have any more magical martial arts, like wish granting, or dragon riding, or being dressed by birds... Or kissing things to turn them back into what they were before they were turned into something else? This is real life, not a fairy tale! Eat to defeat evil godmother! Anime me makes a good point. Eating is good. I've been around, Anime Homer, and I know you don't bring a knife to a gun fight — or an appetite to an evil-godmother fight. We need guns, bullets, and crooked DAs who look the other way when the lead starts to fly. What do you say, other Homers? Seconds please. Bravo arigato! You are true warrior of plate! Well, some say eating IS my second job. You are ready for next level. Two plates at same time! Task: Collect Cat Statues [x155] Task: Make Homer Learn Competitive Eating (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Give it a Shot (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Hate Everyone (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Be Amazed by Homer (4h, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Oh, boy. I don't think I can do any more. Nothing left to teach man who eat four course in three minute. Grasshopper, you are ready to battle evil godmother. Great. Now can we stop wasting our time here? We need to get back to the portal in case the godmother — and...Homer's asleep. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Four-Course of Action Pt. 4

After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 3: I hate to break up the tea party, but we've got to get back to stop the evil godmother from taking over the multi-verse. *narrating* He said, keeping the story on track. It wasn't pretty, but it worked. I think you're right, but what are we going to do about Homer? We can't move him, and we can't leave him here. We can use cloud palace to return to power plant. You've got a cloud palace?! Yes. Although it technically cloud townhome. Two royal family live there. Task: Collect Cat Statues [x155] If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Grab the Keys to the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Hop on the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Roll Homer Onto the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Homer Get Rolled Onto the Cloud Palace (4h, Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) *whistles* This cloud palace beats the pants off of my sixth-floor walk-up on Skid Row. Maybe it's time to reassess my life choices. Yeah. Being way up in the sky like this, it's like, a whole new world. It makes me wanna... Wanna what? *waking up* Huh? What's going on? Where are we? WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR... No! Quick, someone stop her! Don't let her finish the chorus! We have arrive at power plant. *phew* Princess Homer, that's enough singing. You just need to let it go. *gasp* No no no! Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Four-Course of Action Pt. 5

After completing A Four-Course of Action Pt. 4: Well, well, well. Looks like that evil broad-mother beat us to the punch. Amazing deduction, Inspector Obvious. No wonder you make a dollar a day. Plus expenses. Let's see you put your famous detective skills to work figuring out my plan. I'm not really a "clues" type detective. I'm a two-fisted PI who solves crimes by getting beaten up. It'd really help my process if you'd beat me up. I'm going to summon an army of evil through the portal and use it to vanquish you all! Still nothing. What the? Lenny, Carl. You were supposed to call me as soon as she showed up. What happened? Oh, is this the evil godmother? How were we supposed to know she was evil when she gave us free beers? Cheers, Lenny! No no no! Oh, yep, okay. I can feel the poison now. *passes out* Your henchmen are no match for me. Give up your folly and surrender. Never! We're here to stop you, no matter the cost. When will you Homers ever learn... Very well. You leave me no choice. Behold, my poison apples! One touch and you're history. *throws poison apples* Homer! Remember your training! Time to make some applesauce. Task: Collect Cat Statues [x195] Task: Make Homer Eat the Poison Apples Out of the Air (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Evil Godmother Burns: Task: Make Evil Godmother Burns Be Very Confused (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Did that man just...eat all the poison apples? Haha, showed you! I've been training, plus I've built an immunity to your poison from all the beer I— Oh, no, not immune yet. *falls over* I told you competitive eating was a useless skill! Confound it, I'm ending this menace once and for all. What are you doing with that axe? I'm destroying this blasted machine! But then we'll all be stuck here! *takes an axe to the portal* It's the only way. Take that, you stupid machine! There... It's finally...over... Exercise caution, you make it mad! No...don't tell me... It's opening another portal? *steps out of portal* I am here to avenge my father. Any who stand in my way shall face the wrath of my blade. Why couldn't we have gotten this character to train us? Quest reward: 200 and 20