Worst Con Ever!/Quotes
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- Marge: Well, this certainly has grown... have fun, Homie. We'll be in the daycare room.
- Homer: Fun? Aw... I hate conventions! Nerds are my mortal enemy! What am I supposed to do her?!
- Bart: How's it goin'?
- Comic Book Guy: Sales are deader than M. Night Shyamalan's career. It seems the riffraff here don't read comics anymore. This convention has become nothing but a commercial for bloated block-busters and subpar TV Shows.
- Bart: Hey, Homer. Look at these sweet tools of destruction! No, really. These things are dangerous. You need to see this!
- Homer: The only thing I need to see is Christmas Ape.
- Lindsay Naegle: As part of petrochem petrochemical corporation's court-ordered public service settlement, we're pleased to introduce Malibu Stacy's home of the 21st century! The Malibu Stacy eco-village features the newest in green technology!
- Lisa: Wind power! Solar panels! Hybrid cars! This is the Malibu Stacy world of my dreams!
- Janey: Sure, if your dreams are lame.
- Marge: So, your survived a day of mingling with nerds?
- Homer: Ah, they're okay. Nerds are just like us but more enthusiastic about the stuff they like. I even made a few new friends. Where's Maggie?
- Marge: Oh, she's made a new friend, too.
- Homer: Homina! Homina!
- Lisa: It's Christmas Ape!
- Bart: Cool! This has been the best con ever!
