I Need a Present for My Wife

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"I Need a Present for My Wife"

Song Information

Singers:	Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria
Characters:	Homer Simpson Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Length:	0:22
Writer(s):	Music: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Parody lyrics: Don Payne
Appearance(s):	"Simpsons Christmas Stories"

"I Need a Present for My Wife" is a song by Homer and Apu.

Lyrics

Homer:

I need a present for my wife,

Or I'll have no sex for life.

Diamond ring, a vase by Ming,

Some kinda useful kitchen thing.

I need a store I can break into,

Or a place run by a Hindu!

Apu:

The Christmas rush has cleaned me out.

I just have jerky made of trout.

The song is a parody of "Russian Dance" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky from The Nutcracker.