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- "This may be more effort than it's worth, but welcome anyway to The Lazy Hall of Fame."
- ―Homer Simpson
The Lazy Hall of Fame is Homer Simpson's list of people he deems to be notable for their contributions to the "lazy ethic", that is, living a lifestyle built around exerting the least possible amount of effort. For each member, Homer gives his reasoning for including them in the Hall of Fame.
Members
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Reason for Inclusion
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Chief Slips-On-Shoes
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Although the original occupants of the North American continent were known to be hard workers, they did give us moccasins, which were the inspiration for loafers. When I think of the hours I've saved by not having to tie my shoes, I just want to hug an Indian.
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Jesse W. Reno, Inventor of the Escalator
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Stairs were a great invention for getting people up a hill without too much sweat, but stairs have had their day. When Jesse Reno developed his "Endless Conveyor" in 1892, the world responded by saying, "Stairs are for suckers! We're riding that thing where the stairs move and you just stand there!" Later, someone came up with the less awkward name, "Escalator". (That guy doesn't get to be in the Hall of Fame, but we thank him anyway.)
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Robert Mills, Architect of the Washington Monument
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Superman/Clark Kent
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Joseph Pedott, Inventor of The Clapper
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The Unknown Teamster
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Appearances
