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Airport Hotel

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"Airport Hotel"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Homer Simpson
Length: 1:00
Writer(s): Original: Mae Boren Axton and Thomas Durden
Parody: Matt Selman and Renee Ridgeley
Appearance(s): "Heartbreak Hotel"

"Airport Hotel" is a song sung by Homer.

Lyrics

Well, since you blew the challenge,
And we're not allowed to tell.
We're getting all expenses paid at,
Airport Hotel.
The pillow's so foamy, baby.
Order food on the phone-y.
We'll eat Toblerone-y,
So don't cry.
For breakfast they have bagels.
Cream cheese but no lox.
A mini pack of cereal,
Make a bowl out of the box.
The pool's so chlorine-y, baby.
The towel's so teeny.
No lifeguard to be seen-y,
We could die.
No jobs, no kids, no Flanders.
Choice of bar soap or bath gel.
Small ketchup's friends with tiny mustard,
Airport Hotel.
Now that I've shown you, baby.
They'll leave us alone, yeah, baby.
Toilet's got a phone, yeah,
Don't know why.

Behind the Laughter

"Airport Hotel" is a parody of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley.

Appearances