All's Veldt That Ends Veldt!/Quotes
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- Marge: Bart, I know you're excited about visiting Stampy at the Springfield Wild Animal Preserve... ...but please, calm down!
- Santa's Little Helper: [Whimper!]
- Bart: But, mom, I haven't seen good ol' Stampy since we sent him out there! He is still my pet! I won Stampy in that contest on Bill and Marty's "Morning Zoo" radio show!
- Homer: Yeah, I could've killed those stupid disc jockeys when they gave you a full-grown African elephant!
- Marge: Oh, I'm a terrible mother!
- Homer: I'm sure that somewhere there are mothers even worse than you!
- Bart: Huh? --Stampy!?!
- Stampy: [EEENGHHH!]
- Bart: You still like to treat people like human, pacifiers, huh, Stampy? They say elephants never forget, but I'd sure like to forget this! Yechhh!
- Homer: Hey, how about that --a talking elephant!
- Lisa: No dad, it's Stampy, and he's got Bart in his mouth!
- Marge: Omigosh! We've got to help him!
- Bart: C'mon, folks--less yakkin', more unpacking'!
- Bart: Hiii-yo, Stampy!
- Lisa: Hi, mom and dad! Stampy helped us find Maggie!
- Maggie: [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!]
- Marge: Oh, Maggie, my sweet, wonderful little baby! I'm so glad you're safe!
- Maggie: [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!]
- Homer: Uh, Marge, I think some "Tough Love" parenting is in order! Maggie you were a very bad girl to run off like that! Bad girl, Maggie!
