The Man of the House
The Man of the House
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Comic Information
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The Man of the House is a Simpsons Comics story that appears in Ralph Wiggum Comics #1.
Synopsis
Chief Wiggum steps out of the house for a few minutes, telling Ralph that he's in charge until he gets back. When Ralph takes his dad's words to heart and starts doing "man of the house" things, a series of disasters ensues.
Plot
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Ralph begins his "man of the house meal" by making coffee. He pours water from a vase with flowers into the coffeemaker's water reservoir, followed by an entire can of coffee. Then, saying that "Daddy likes his coffee with cream and sugar", Ralph adds a jug of milk and a healthy portion of a bag of sugar. He then puts the coffeemaker into the oven (which he calls the "cooking machine"), sets the oven's temperature to 500 degrees and waits for the coffee to be ready.
Ralph next decides to make some "instant toaster waffles". He fetches another jug of milk and a carton of eggs from the refrigerator, then pushes a chair up to the counter next to the toaster and stands on the chair. He then pours the milk into the toaster's bread slots, and cracks several eggs into the slots as well. Ralph pushes the toaster's lever down, but isn't pleased with the result thus far ("my waffles are getting soggy in there") and decides he needs to add some "flowers". Still standing on the chair, he reaches for the flour canister, but just as he touches the canister, he overbalances and falls over. Ralph ends up knocking the canister off of the counter and spilling flour everywhere, including all over himself. Ralph exclaims in delight at being "fairy-dusted" (and enjoys the smell of the coffee as smoke starts pouring out of the oven), but realizes he's made a mess.
Ralph gets a mop from the utility closet and starts cleaning in the kitchen, as smoke continues billowing out of the oven and now starts coming from the toaster as well. Very quickly, however, the flour and eggs on the floor turn into a sticky pastelike mass which gets stuck on the mop's strands. Ralph decides the mop needs a special swirly shampoo, like the ones he gets at school, and takes the mop to the toilet. He puts the mop in the toilet bowl and flushes, but the toilet clogs and water starts pouring out. Ralph figures that the mop is wetting itself and needs to put on a pair of his "I'm a big boy now" diapers. He leaves the bathroom to get some.
Meanwhile, the smoke from the oven has filled the kitchen and spread to the rest of the house, setting off the smoke detector. The toaster with the "waffles" has also caught on fire. Water continues pouring from the clogged toilet and spreads from the bathroom into the hallway.
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While Clancy Wiggum leave Ralph alone in the house for a minute, he decides to be the man in the house. He begins to lock the door before he start to make coffee, after stopping all the ingredients in the coffee filter, he stops the coffee machine in the oven. While he waiting on the coffee he making toaster waffles and pour in milk, flourn and eggs into the toaster. Ralph discovers at he has mess up the kitchen and begins to sweep the floor, then mop becomes dirty, so he decides to wash it by putting it in the toilet and flush, but it does not work. The house is now starting to getting over flooding. The fire alarm starts to alarm so Ralph asks the alarm to stop the signal. Ralph finds his toy boat and starts playing with it in the over flooding house. A fireman then cuts down the entrance door, which makes Ralph angry. Ralph is sending out to the plant where he tell at he made coffee and toaster waffles for everyone while Clancy tries to explain to the firemen that he did not know how that could happen fo he just picked the newspaper on the driveway while the fireman tried to extinguish the fire.
