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Safe Like Me

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"Safe Like Me"
Song Information
Characters: Ned Flanders
Appearance(s): Flanders' Book of Faith

"Safe Like Me" is a song by Ned as a part of Belone you harmonige don't just santige - Flanderigo!: Scrub-a-Dub Flander's laughty Lyrics Laundry.

Lyrics

Don't cha wish you boyfriend was safe like me?
Don't cha wish you boyfriend was a wuss like me?
Don't cha? Dont' cha?
Don't cha wish you boyfriend was tame like me?
Don't cha wish you boyfriend was dull like me?
Don't cha? Dont' cha?
I know I'm rated G. I know we both agree.
I'm moderate, I'm meek and I'm mild.
I ain't lying. Look at me, I ain't wild.

Appearances