Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
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Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
Home Away From Homer
- "This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."
- ―Ned Flanders[src]
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Neutral (2)
- Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
- Ditto. --Will k (Talk ~ Contributions) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)
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Homer vs. Patty and Selma
- "What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."
- ―Bart Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. Dohayecarumbadoh 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
- It's a nice Bart witticism, plus an indirect dig at how sucky Springfield's school system is. Support. -- Mythigator 09:21, 28 July 2011 (EDT)
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"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
- "Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
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"The Color Yellow"
- "Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
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"The PTA Disbands"
- "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]