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Take My Life, Please/Quotes

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Season 20 Episode Quotes
429 "Lisa the Drama Queen"
430
"Take My Life, Please"
"How the Test Was Won" 431

Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!


(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)

Principal:(to Carl and Lenny) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.

Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.

Principal: What is it?

Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".

Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.

Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!

Carl and Lenny :AARRGHH!


(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)

Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back!

Chef: Ask the garlic bread...

Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!

Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!


(After homer leaves the italian resturant)

Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has

Marge: Homer close your eyes...

(The family lead Homer to the springfield wall of fame)

Marge: Now open!

(Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him)

Homer:Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?

[Bart]: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.

(The camera pans out to reaveal princibal skinners plaque in the garbage can)


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