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We Are the Mediocre Presidents

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The cast of the play singing

We Are the Mediocre Presidents is a song sung by Springfield Elementary School in a play.

Lyrics

We are the mediocre presidents!
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Filmore and there's Hayes!
There's William Henry Harrison ("I died in thirty days")
We are the adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable, caretaker presidents of the USA!

Appearances