Sasha is a Massive Success

"Sasha is a Massive Success"

Song Information Singers: Sara Chase Characters: Sasha Reed Length: 1:30 Writer(s): Music: Jack Dolgen Lyrics: Elisabeth Kiernan Averick and Jack Dolgen Appearance(s): "The Star of the Backstage"

"Sasha is a Massive Success" is a song performed by Sasha Reed.

Lyrics

It was a cold and rainy morning,

When I exited the bus.

I stepped into the city,

Everyone in such a rush.

I suppose I started singing,

Just to keep the chill at bay.

I guess I sounded something like,

This!

And that's when I heard a man say...

"That tone, that pitch,

Your voice'll make us rich.

Stick with me, and you'll be destined to impress."

And that's how Sasha became,

A massive success.

Yes, Sasha,

Is a massive success.

Now I dine on the veranda,

With Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Scrape meat off the bone,

With Patti LuPone.

(Don't mention Glenn Close).

I eat Bananas Foster,

With my good friend Sutton Foster.

Thanks to Stephen Sondheim,

Who's the most gracious host.

Yes, I'm everything you thought I'd be.

When I left Springfield for the big city.

I've made it, I'm a cut above the rest.

'Cause Sasha has returned,

A massive,

Success...

That's right,

I'm a Broadway,

Star!

Appearances

• Episode – "The Star of the Backstage"