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Difference between revisions of "Basketball's a Drag/Quotes"

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:'''[[Willie]]:''' Due to budgetary constraints, we can only afford seven uniforms. Willie lobbied hard for extra funding, but, sadly, he has the cut one of ye. And that person is... ...Bart Simpson.
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{{qf|[[Willie]]}} Due to budgetary constraints, we can only afford seven uniforms. Willie lobbied hard for extra funding, but, sadly, he has the cut one of ye. And that person is... ...Bart Simpson.
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Haw haw! You're a victim of buget cuts!
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{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Haw haw! You're a victim of budget cuts!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Sorry you didn't make the team, Bart.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Sorry you didn't make the team, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' [SIGH]
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} [SIGH]
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' It's too bad you're not a girl.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It's too bad you're not a girl.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's that supposed to mean?!
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{{qf|Bart}} What's that supposed to mean?!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Er. b-because then you'd be a star! I mean they need more players!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Er. b-because then you'd be a star! I mean they need more players!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You're right! They're so desperate, even Lisa gets to play.
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{{qf|Bart}} You're right! They're so desperate, even Lisa gets to play.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Seems like you deperately need a player, and I need a chance to play.
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{{qf|Bart}} Seems like you desperately need a player, and I need a chance to play.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Whare are you proposing?
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{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} What are you proposing?
:'''[[Bart]] as Lisa:''' Behold, you new female star payer!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[as Lisa]'' Behold, you new female star payer!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Hmmm. if you pretend to be your sister, we might have a shot at finally beating Shelbyville.
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{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Hmmm. if you pretend to be your sister, we might have a shot at finally beating Shelbyville.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Where did you get that wig?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Where did you get that wig?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I've got my sources.
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{{qf|Bart}} I've got my sources.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I've been robbed!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} I've been robbed!
 
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:'''[[Bart]] as Lisa:''' Whaddya think?
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[as Lisa]'' Whaddya think?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hmmm... I suppose you make a convincing girl.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Hmmm... I suppose you make a convincing girl.
:'''[[Bart]] as Lisa:''' After the championship game never say that to me again, Lis.
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[as Lisa]'' After the championship game never say that to me again, Lis.
 
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:'''[[Bart]] as Lisa:''' Great practice... eh, girls? I'm going home to play with my Malibu Stacy and listen to NPR---
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[as Lisa]'' Great practice... eh, girls? I'm going home to play with my Malibu Stacy and listen to NPR---
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' We all know it's you Bart.
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{{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} We all know it's you Bart.
:'''[[Bart]] as Lisa:''' Wha-huh?!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[as Lisa]'' Wha-huh?!
:'''[[Janey]]:''' Yeah! We knw you're just here to make sure we win.
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{{qf|Janey}} Yeah! We know you're just here to make sure we win.
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' You maybe a good play, but this isn't fun for the rest us!
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{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} You maybe a good play, but this isn't fun for the rest us!
:'''[[Bart]] as Lisa:''' Fun? Sports are about winning. "Winning isn't everything... it's the only thing." I'm pretty sure Gandhi said that.
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[as Lisa]'' Fun? Sports are about winning. "Winning isn't everything... it's the only thing." I'm pretty sure Gandhi said that.

Revision as of 09:54, July 30, 2020



Willie: Due to budgetary constraints, we can only afford seven uniforms. Willie lobbied hard for extra funding, but, sadly, he has the cut one of ye. And that person is... ...Bart Simpson.
Nelson: Haw haw! You're a victim of budget cuts!

Milhouse: Sorry you didn't make the team, Bart.
Bart: [SIGH]
Milhouse: It's too bad you're not a girl.
Bart: What's that supposed to mean?!
Milhouse: Er. b-because then you'd be a star! I mean they need more players!
Bart: You're right! They're so desperate, even Lisa gets to play.

Bart: Seems like you desperately need a player, and I need a chance to play.
Seymour Skinner: What are you proposing?
Bart: [as Lisa] Behold, you new female star payer!
Seymour Skinner: Hmmm. if you pretend to be your sister, we might have a shot at finally beating Shelbyville.
Lisa: Where did you get that wig?
Bart: I've got my sources.
Milhouse: I've been robbed!

Bart: [as Lisa] Whaddya think?
Lisa: Hmmm... I suppose you make a convincing girl.
Bart: [as Lisa] After the championship game never say that to me again, Lis.

Bart: [as Lisa] Great practice... eh, girls? I'm going home to play with my Malibu Stacy and listen to NPR---
Sherri/Terri: We all know it's you Bart.
Bart: [as Lisa] Wha-huh?!
Janey: Yeah! We know you're just here to make sure we win.
Sherri/Terri: You maybe a good play, but this isn't fun for the rest us!
Bart: [as Lisa] Fun? Sports are about winning. "Winning isn't everything... it's the only thing." I'm pretty sure Gandhi said that.