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Difference between revisions of "Survival of the Fattest!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer]]''': A-bimbo-sphere! Woo-hoo! It's about time this town got another strip joint!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} A-bimbo-sphere! Woo-hoo! It's about time this town got another strip joint!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, dad, it's a bioshpere -- a science experiment.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No, dad, it's a biosphere -- a science experiment.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
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{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': A self-contained animated environment.
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{{qf|Lisa}} A self-contained animated environment.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
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{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's sort of like a human habirtail.
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{{qf|Lisa}} It's sort of like a human habirtail.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, I get it.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I get it.
 
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:'''[[Troy McClure]]''': Sound enticing? I thought so, But that's not all! If your family is chosen, we'll pay for fifty thousand pesos!
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{{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} Sound enticing? I thought so, But that's not all! If your family is chosen, we'll pay for fifty thousand pesos!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!!
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{{qf|Homer}} Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!!
 
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:'''[[Professor Oddadore]]''': Ve are proud to announce dat there vere two families dat scored perfectly on our exams. So, ve selected zem both. First, ze. Homer Simpson family.
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{{qf|[[Professor Oddadore]]}} Ve are proud to announce dat there vere two families dat scored perfectly on our exams. So, ve selected zem both. First, ze. Homer Simpson family.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yes! We're number one!
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{{qf|Homer}} Yes! We're number one!
:'''[[Professor Oddadore]]''': Und ze Ned Flanders family.
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{{qf|Professor Oddadore}} Und ze Ned Flanders family.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
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{{qf|Homer}} Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Why did I ever do this stupid biopshere things? My family hates me... I'm totally worthless... And to top it all off, I haven't had a beer in two weeks. Two weeks! Holy moly! it's TV's Troy McClure, star of the hit family series "Ten is Too Many!" what are you doing here?
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{{qf|Homer}} Why did I ever do this stupid biosphere things? My family hates me... I'm totally worthless... And to top it all off, I haven't had a beer in two weeks. Two weeks! Holy moly! it's TV's Troy McClure, star of the hit family series "Ten is Too Many!" what are you doing here?
:'''[[Troy McClure]]''': Homer, I'm your fantasy.
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{{qf|Troy McClure}} Homer, I'm your fantasy.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Then who's the looker?
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{{qf|Homer}} Then who's the looker?
:'''[[Troy McClure]]''': Oh, she's my fantasy.
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{{qf|Troy McClure}} Oh, she's my fantasy.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, what's that smell?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, what's that smell?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Jiminy Christmas! The house is ablaze and the stairs are gone ! We're trapped!
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{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Jiminy Christmas! The house is ablaze and the stairs are gone ! We're trapped!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Ned, what are we going to do?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Ned, what are we going to do?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Die!!!
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{{qf|Ned}} Die!!!

Revision as of 08:25, July 30, 2020



Homer: A-bimbo-sphere! Woo-hoo! It's about time this town got another strip joint!
Lisa: No, dad, it's a biosphere -- a science experiment.
Homer: Huh?
Lisa: A self-contained animated environment.
Homer: Huh?
Lisa: It's sort of like a human habirtail.
Homer: Oh, I get it.

Troy McClure: Sound enticing? I thought so, But that's not all! If your family is chosen, we'll pay for fifty thousand pesos!
Homer: Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!!

Professor Oddadore: Ve are proud to announce dat there vere two families dat scored perfectly on our exams. So, ve selected zem both. First, ze. Homer Simpson family.
Homer: Yes! We're number one!
Professor Oddadore: Und ze Ned Flanders family.
Homer: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Homer: Why did I ever do this stupid biosphere things? My family hates me... I'm totally worthless... And to top it all off, I haven't had a beer in two weeks. Two weeks! Holy moly! it's TV's Troy McClure, star of the hit family series "Ten is Too Many!" what are you doing here?
Troy McClure: Homer, I'm your fantasy.
Homer: Then who's the looker?
Troy McClure: Oh, she's my fantasy.

Bart: Hey, what's that smell?
Ned: Jiminy Christmas! The house is ablaze and the stairs are gone ! We're trapped!
Marge: Ned, what are we going to do?
Ned: Die!!!