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Survival of the Fattest!/Quotes

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Homer: A-bimbo-sphere! Woo-hoo! It's about time this town got another strip joint!
Lisa: No, dad, it's a biosphere—a science experiment.
Homer: Huh?
Lisa: A self-contained animated environment.
Homer: Huh?
Lisa: It's sort of like a human habirtail.
Homer: Oh, I get it.

Troy McClure: Sound enticing? I thought so, But that's not all! If your family is chosen, we'll pay for fifty thousand pesos!
Homer: Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!!

Professor Oddadore: Ve are proud to announce dat there vere two families dat scored perfectly on our exams. So, ve selected zem both. First, ze. Homer Simpson family.
Homer: Yes! We're number one!
Professor Oddadore: Und ze Ned Flanders family.
Homer: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Homer: Why did I ever do this stupid biosphere things? My family hates me... I'm totally worthless... And to top it all off, I haven't had a beer in two weeks. Two weeks! Holy moly! it's TV's Troy McClure, star of the hit family series "Ten is Too Many!" what are you doing here?
Troy McClure: Homer, I'm your fantasy.
Homer: Then who's the looker?
Troy McClure: Oh, she's my fantasy.

Bart: Hey, what's that smell?
Ned: Jiminy Christmas! The house is ablaze and the stairs are gone ! We're trapped!
Marge: Ned, what are we going to do?
Ned: Die!!!