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| + | '''"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard"''' is a song by [[Bart Simpson]]. | ||
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | + | :My hands were on the gradebook | |
| − | + | :where the students' marks are stored. | |
| − | + | :The teacher burst upon the scene. | |
| − | + | :"Put down that book!" she roared. | |
| − | + | :Now I'm writing out these words | |
| − | + | :one hundred times on the blackboard: | |
| − | + | :"I will not steal gradebooks." | |
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| − | ''There is one thing that is certain: | + | :Man, this task is disconcertin'. |
| − | + | :Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'. | |
| − | + | :There is one thing that is certain: | |
| + | :I will not steal gradebooks. | ||
== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| − | + | The song is to the tune of "{{W|The Battle Hymn of the Republic}}". | |
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
*{{bon|Mutant Melodies}} | *{{bon|Mutant Melodies}} | ||
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Battle Hymn of the Blackboard, The}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Battle Hymn of the Blackboard, The}} | ||
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[[Category:Songs by Bart]] | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
Revision as of 08:52, July 12, 2020
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Song Information
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"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics
- My hands were on the gradebook
- where the students' marks are stored.
- The teacher burst upon the scene.
- "Put down that book!" she roared.
- Now I'm writing out these words
- one hundred times on the blackboard:
- "I will not steal gradebooks."
- Man, this task is disconcertin'.
- Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
- There is one thing that is certain:
- I will not steal gradebooks.
Behind the Laughter
The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".
