The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard
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Song Information
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"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics[edit]
- My hands were on the gradebook
- where the students' marks are stored.
- The teacher burst upon the scene.
- "Put down that book!" she roared.
- Now I'm writing out these words
- one hundred times on the blackboard:
- "I will not steal gradebooks."
- Man, this task is disconcertin'.
- Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
- There is one thing that is certain:
- I will not steal gradebooks.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".