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Difference between revisions of "Naptime for Murder!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge]]''': I appreciate you coming by on such short notice, Moe. Maggie always has a great time with you.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I appreciate you coming by on such short notice, Moe. Maggie always has a great time with you.
:'''[[Moe]]''': Yeah, it's no problem, Midge. You get to the hospital there. Hey, by the way... ...how did ya get all glued to your kids, Homer?
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Yeah, it's no problem, Midge. You get to the hospital there. Hey, by the way... ...how did ya get all glued to your kids, Homer?
:'''[[Homer]]''': It's a common accident. Happens to people all the time. They just get glued to the kids.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's a common accident. Happens to people all the time. They just get glued to the kids.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah, especially when you leave the super lgue on the couch with the cap off.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, especially when you leave the super lgue on the couch with the cap off.
 
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:'''[[Moe]]''': Hello? Simpson residence.
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{{qf|Moe}} Hello? Simpson residence.
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Yeah, hi... this is Chief Wiggum. I'm looking for the baby and the bartender who solve crimes.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yeah, hi... this is Chief Wiggum. I'm looking for the baby and the bartender who solve crimes.
:'''[[Moe]]''': This is the bartender that does that thing that ta said right there.
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{{qf|Moe}} This is the bartender that does that thing that ta said right there.
 
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:'''[[Moe]]''': Simpson residnce.
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{{qf|Moe}} Simpson residnce.
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Hi, everbody!
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{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everbody!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Yeah, hi there, Dr. Nick. What is it?
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{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, hi there, Dr. Nick. What is it?
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': I've got a real Scooby-Doo mystery on my hands, and then I thought, whyu not call the baby and the bartender? I was going an autopsy, but suddenly my patient sprung back to lfie. How did that happen?
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{{qf|Dr. Nick}} I've got a real Scooby-Doo mystery on my hands, and then I thought, whyu not call the baby and the bartender? I was going an autopsy, but suddenly my patient sprung back to lfie. How did that happen?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Hello? I'm not dead, you imbecile! Worst triple bypass operation ever!
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Hello? I'm not dead, you imbecile! Worst triple bypass operation ever!
:'''[[Moe]]''': All right, all right, well be right over.
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{{qf|Moe}} All right, all right, well be right over.
 
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:'''[[Moe]]''': The Simpson... what?
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{{qf|Moe}} The Simpson... what?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'm looking for a guy. Last name "Mipants", first intials "I.P."
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm looking for a guy. Last name "Mipants", first intials "I.P."
:'''[[Moe]]''': Hold on. Maggie, this guy's looking' for someone named I.P. Mipants. Do you know I.P. Mipants?
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{{qf|Moe}} Hold on. Maggie, this guy's looking' for someone named I.P. Mipants. Do you know I.P. Mipants?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ah, ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!
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{{qf|Bart}} Ah, ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': We're back! How's my angel?
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{{qf|Marge}} We're back! How's my angel?
:'''[[Moe]]''': Asleep. She had a loooong day.
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{{qf|Moe}} Asleep. She had a loooong day.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Maggie always sleeps good after you babysit, Moe.
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{{qf|Marge}} Maggie always sleeps good after you babysit, Moe.
:'''[[Moe]]''': Yeah, Maggie and me keep ourselves pretty busy playin' and whatnot when I'm over here. So long, Midge.
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{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, Maggie and me keep ourselves pretty busy playin' and whatnot when I'm over here. So long, Midge.

Revision as of 10:53, April 2, 2020



Marge: I appreciate you coming by on such short notice, Moe. Maggie always has a great time with you.
Moe: Yeah, it's no problem, Midge. You get to the hospital there. Hey, by the way... ...how did ya get all glued to your kids, Homer?
Homer: It's a common accident. Happens to people all the time. They just get glued to the kids.
Bart: Yeah, especially when you leave the super lgue on the couch with the cap off.

Moe: Hello? Simpson residence.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, hi... this is Chief Wiggum. I'm looking for the baby and the bartender who solve crimes.
Moe: This is the bartender that does that thing that ta said right there.

Moe: Simpson residnce.
Dr. Nick: Hi, everbody!
Moe: Yeah, hi there, Dr. Nick. What is it?
Dr. Nick: I've got a real Scooby-Doo mystery on my hands, and then I thought, whyu not call the baby and the bartender? I was going an autopsy, but suddenly my patient sprung back to lfie. How did that happen?
Comic Book Guy: Hello? I'm not dead, you imbecile! Worst triple bypass operation ever!
Moe: All right, all right, well be right over.

Moe: The Simpson... what?
Bart: I'm looking for a guy. Last name "Mipants", first intials "I.P."
Moe: Hold on. Maggie, this guy's looking' for someone named I.P. Mipants. Do you know I.P. Mipants?
Bart: Ah, ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!

Marge: We're back! How's my angel?
Moe: Asleep. She had a loooong day.
Marge: Maggie always sleeps good after you babysit, Moe.
Moe: Yeah, Maggie and me keep ourselves pretty busy playin' and whatnot when I'm over here. So long, Midge.