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Revision as of 17:26, March 13, 2020
- Sanjay: Apu... shouldn't I be the one who is wearing the biohazard suit?
- Apu: This is a management biohazard suit, Sanjay. It is specifically designed for management personnel. It also flatters management booty!
- Sanjay: That it does, cousin. That it does.
- Professor Frink: As Homer accesses more of his brain's capacity, he will undergo changes with the science and the math and the abilities... in short, he will have powers far beyond the average human being.
- Selma: So, let me get this straight. Homer s unlocking the full potential of his brain because he ate a rancid donut?
- Marge: Hmmm... well, if you put it that way.
- Patty (thinking): Haw! What a doofus!
- Homer: Patty, that is a terrible thing to think!
- Homer: [SNORE!]
- Snowball II: Hey. Hey. Homer. Hey. Oh good you're awake. Look, I don't quite know how to say this, but... I pooped in the sandbox again.
- Santa's Little Helper: Yo, Homer! Did ya catch the game? Howsabout those Isotopes?
- Homer: Okay. This is getting weird.