Difference between revisions of "The Principal of the Thing/Quotes"

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Seymour Skinner: So long, children!

Milhouse: W-wow, Bart, with Shinner gone you've lost your mortal enemey.

Bart: Sideshow Bob's an enemy. Skinner was more of a nemesis.

Nelson: Special wedgie delivery for the dorkus brothers!

Bart: Aaargh!

Bart: Gah!

Milhouse: And... [GROAN]... what's Nelson?

Bart: A paint in the butt.

Ms. Hoover: Principal Simpson, we're out of chalk and need to requsition more. I've tried carving out the lessons with this knife, but now the board is full.

Homer: Can't talk gorging on fish sticks!

Jimbo: Dude, if your dad dies, do you become principal?

Bart: Y'know, I never thought of that.

Carl: This was a great idea, making a life-sized model of Homer out of butter!

Lenny: Mmm... I can't belive it's not Homer!

Ralph: Here's a cake my mom made, Principal Lisa's daddy.

Homer: Thanks. That means extra credit for you!

Seymour Skinner: What?

Homer: And now with our new "snacks for grades" program, even [MUNCH] The slower kids'll have a head start on [GULP] Harvard!

Seymour Skinner: I... i....

Homer: And you know the "junior achievers" program?

Seymour Skinner: Of course, It's a forum where successful people talk about their jobs with the students.

Homer: Yeah. Well, we couldn't get anyone successful. So now we have... "Junior Underahivers!" We get people to talk about how they screwed up their lives!

Bart: Yo, Lis, why weren't you in school today?

Lisa: I had to mow the lawn and clean the garage for extra credit. My G.P.A. has gone triple platinum, but it just doesn't seem right.

Bart: Then tell Homer "no" next time.

Lisa: And turn down good grades?