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Dr. Hibbert: Ah hee hee hee! Why, I've never seen anything like this!

Chief Wiggum: Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, right?

Dr. Hibbert: Now, there's no need for firearms, Chief... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!

Ralph: Ow! My sneeze bone!

Dr. Hibbert: Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.

Chief Wiggum: Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mother ship?!

Johnny Herelately: These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!

Fat Tony: I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recently returned from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!

Johnny Herelately: And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Record for the most paddleball bounces. This is truly historic television.

Johnny Herelately: And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?

Ralph: Please don't take away my little friends.

Johnny Herelately: Would you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Records.