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'''We Are the Jockeys''' is a song sung by midget jockeys in the episode "[[Saddlesore Galactica]]".  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].  It is the twenty-sixth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
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{{Song
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|name = "We Are the Jockeys"
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|image =
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|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]
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|characters = Jockeys<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
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|length =
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]]
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|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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|appearance = "[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"
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}}
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"We Are the Jockeys"''' is a song sung by jockeys and [[Homer]].
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== Lyrics ==
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=== Episode version ===
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:We are the jockeys,
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:Jockeys are we,
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:We live underground
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:In a fiberglass tree.
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
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:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
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:'''Jockey #2:'''
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:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
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:'''Jockey #3:'''
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:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
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:'''Jockey #4:'''
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:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''Whadaya want me to do?''
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:'''Jockey #3:'''
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:Your horse must lose.
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''My horse must lose?''
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:'''Jockey #5:'''
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:No win!
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:'''Jockey #6:'''
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:No show!
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:'''Jockey #3:
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:No place!
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:'''Jockey #4:'''
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:Just lose the stinkin' race.
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''And what if I refuse to lose?''
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:'''Jockey #6:'''
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:''We'll eat your brain!''
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:'''Homer:'''
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:My horse must lose!
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=== Album version ===
 
:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 
:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 
:''What happened?''
 
:''What happened?''
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:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
 
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
  
[[Category:Songs]]
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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It is the twenty-sixth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Saddlesore Galactica}}
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*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
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[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
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[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
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[[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]]

Revision as of 11:49, October 11, 2019

"We Are the Jockeys"
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Jockeys
Homer Simpson
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Tim Long
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Saddlesore Galactica"

"We Are the Jockeys" is a song sung by jockeys and Homer.

Lyrics

Episode version

We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Jockey #1:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Jockey #2:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Jockey #3:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Jockey #4:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Jockey #3:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Jockey #5:
No win!
Jockey #6:
No show!
Jockey #3:
No place!
Jockey #4:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Jockey #6:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!

Album version

Homer:
What happened?
(jockeys giggle)
What is this place?
Jockey #1:
Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
(jockeys giggle)
Homer:
Why are you talking like that?
Jockey #1:
These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.
Homer:
But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
Jockey #1:
All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
All jockeys:
Freaks...freaks...freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Jockey #1:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Jockey #2:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Jockey #3:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Jockey #4:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Jockey #3:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Jockey #5:
No win!
Jockey #6:
No show!
Jockey #3:
No place!
Jockey #4:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Jockey #6:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!
Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
Jockey #1:
No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.

Behind the Laughter

It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances