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Benjamin: Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in...

Doug: Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."

Gary: This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!

Benjamin: Really? But the app is free.

Gary: He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.

Bart: Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple.

Lisa: I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life!

Marge: I don't even like games, but I like this.

Doug: Even a baby can play it.

Homer: Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me.

Benjamin: Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot.

Homer: Oh, I was wondering how what happened.

Benjamin: Now to expand our beta test market.

Ned: Normally, I think of video games as the work of the devil, but the sounds remind me how all humans are god's great musical instruments.

Jimbo: Dude! This game is educational! I actually fell like a worm and stuff!

Comic Book Guy: Worst... game... ever, but I can't stop playing.

Bart: Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times.

Gary: The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.

Bart: So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid!

Gary: Yes... oh, captain, my captain!

Bart: How we doing today?

Benjamin:Not so well. Nobody wants to play our game anymore. Everybody's playing a new came called Unicorn vs. Ghosts.

Bart: Wait, this is just our game, but the worm has been replaced by a unicorn and the foot by a ghost.

Benjamin:Exactly. Our stock is now worthless. Now what we're has-beens, we're going to disband the company and try to star in a reality dating show. See you around, Bart!

Lisa:Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?

Bart: I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.