Difference between revisions of "Hill of Beans/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee! Why, | + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee! Why, I've never seen anything like this! |
| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, right? |
| − | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Now, there's no need for firearms, | + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Now, there's no need for firearms, Chief... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it! |
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ow! My sneeze bone! | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ow! My sneeze bone! | ||
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean. | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean. | ||
| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mother ship?! |
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:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did! | :'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did! | ||
| − | :'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have | + | :'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recently returned from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes! |
| − | :'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World | + | :'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Record for the most paddleball bounces. This is truly historic television. |
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:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man? | :'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man? | ||
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Please don't take away my little friends. | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' Please don't take away my little friends. | ||
| − | :'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' | + | :'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' Would you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Records. |
Revision as of 00:59, January 12, 2015
- Dr. Hibbert: Ah hee hee hee! Why, I've never seen anything like this!
- Chief Wiggum: Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, right?
- Dr. Hibbert: Now, there's no need for firearms, Chief... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
- Ralph: Ow! My sneeze bone!
- Dr. Hibbert: Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
- Chief Wiggum: Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mother ship?!
- Johnny Herelately: These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!
- Fat Tony: I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recently returned from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!
- Johnny Herelately: And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Record for the most paddleball bounces. This is truly historic television.
- Johnny Herelately: And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?
- Ralph: Please don't take away my little friends.
- Johnny Herelately: Would you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Records.
