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Bartman's Bottom 40 is a comic story featured in Bartman: The Best of the Best!.

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1. Bullies with mega-strength superpowers. (Most likely Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney).
2. Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume".
3. School nights.
4. Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly.
5. Sidekicks that can't stay up past nine O'Clock. (Implied to be Houseboy.)
6. Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters.
7. Forgetting that the mobsters and the Mayor drive black limos.
8. The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante.
9. Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts.
10. Slick Hollywood exports that try to exploit your name.
11. The universe imploding upon itself and restarting again with subtle changes.
12. Chronic cowl-head.
13. Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads.
14. Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave.
15. Police Chiefs that only give you 24 hours to solve the case.
16. Houseboy's lactose intolerance.
17. Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting.
18. Psychotic villains that don't use deodorant.
19. Bartdog's bout with compulsive tail chasing.
20. The Bartcave's persistent mildew.
21. Maniac Beef Jerky Monsters from Dimension Q.
22. Getting caught soliloquising.
23. Cape-burn.
24. Defective grappling hooks.
25. Curious sisters searching for blackmail material.
26. Comic Book Shops that are closed on Sunday.

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