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:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'. | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'. | ||
:'''Official:''' No one who speaks German could be an evil man. | :'''Official:''' No one who speaks German could be an evil man. | ||
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| + | :'''Marge:''' You awful man! Stay away from my son! | ||
| + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''[menacing]'' Oh, I'll stay away from your son all right. Stay away... forever! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[scared]'' Oh no! | ||
| + | :'''Bob:''' Wait a minute, that's no good. | ||
| + | :''[Bob grumbles to himself and starts to walk away, but then comes back]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bob:''' Wait! I've got a good one now! Marge, say "stay away from my son" again! | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' No! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Witness relocation man 1]]:''' Tell you what, sir, from now on you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at [[Terror Lake]]. Let's just practice a bit, hm? | ||
| + | :''[Homer nods]'' | ||
| + | :'''Witness relocation man 1:''' When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you'll say "Hi". | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Check. | ||
| + | :'''Witness relocation man 1:''' Hello, Mr. Thompson. | ||
| + | :''[Homer stares blankly and says nothing]'' | ||
| + | :'''Witness relocation man 1:''' Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' I gotcha. | ||
| + | :'''Witness relocation man 1:''' Hello, Mr. Thompson. | ||
| + | :''[Homer stares blankly again and says nothing. Time passes and everyone looks tired, as if they've been at this for quite a while]'' | ||
| + | :'''Witness relocation man 1:''' ''[groans]'' Now, when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' No problem. | ||
| + | :'''Witness relocation man 1:''' ''[stepping repeatedly on Homer's foot]'' Hello, Mr. Thompson. | ||
| + | :''[Homer stares blankly at him then turns to [[Witness relocation man 2|the other agent]]]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[whispering loudly]'' I think he's talking to you. | ||
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:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Hello Bart! | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' Hello Bart! | ||
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:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Your family can't help you now. | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' Your family can't help you now. | ||
:''[The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up]'' | :''[The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[seeing Homer asleep with some drool]'' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[seeing Homer asleep with some drool]'' Oh no! Dad's been drugged! |
:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[annoyed]'' No, he hasn't! | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[annoyed]'' No, he hasn't! | ||
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:'''Sideshow Bob:''' By Lucifer's beard! | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' By Lucifer's beard! | ||
| − | -- | + | :'''Wiggum:''' Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel. |
| + | :'''Bart:''' I knew I had to buy some time, so I asked him to sing the score from the "H.M.S. Pinafore". | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Ooh. A plan fiendishly clever in its in-tric-acies. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Take him away, boys. | ||
| + | :'''Wiggum:''' Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys. | ||
| + | :'''Lou:''' What'd you say, chief? | ||
| + | :'''Wiggum:''' Do what the kid says. | ||
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- Bart: Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
- [the family discusses who would want to kill Bart]
- Abraham Simpson: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin McLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.
- Bart: Grampa, Matlock's not real.
- Grampa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob... if someone cuts it off and smooshes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
- Milhouse: [to Bart] I checked around. The girls are calling you "Fatty Fat Fat Fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but... nobody's trying to kill ya.
- Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you, ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
- Marge: I'm pretty sure there is.
- Wiggum: Ha! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle...
- Lou: [with a law book] Uh, hey, she's right, Chief.
- Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes.
- Lisa: Bart, I figured it out. Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
- Bart: Linda Lavin?
- Lisa: No, someone who didn't deserve it.
- Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum".
- Blue-haired lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
- Sideshow Bob: Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hell hole?
- Parole officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hell hole" when you could have said "peepee-soaked heck hole".
- Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.
- Blue-haired lawyer: But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?
- Sideshow Bob: Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'.
- Official: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
- Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son!
- Sideshow Bob: [menacing] Oh, I'll stay away from your son all right. Stay away... forever!
- Homer: [scared] Oh no!
- Bob: Wait a minute, that's no good.
- [Bob grumbles to himself and starts to walk away, but then comes back]
- Bob: Wait! I've got a good one now! Marge, say "stay away from my son" again!
- Marge: No!
- Witness relocation man 1: Tell you what, sir, from now on you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hm?
- [Homer nods]
- Witness relocation man 1: When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you'll say "Hi".
- Homer: Check.
- Witness relocation man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
- [Homer stares blankly and says nothing]
- Witness relocation man 1: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
- Homer: I gotcha.
- Witness relocation man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
- [Homer stares blankly again and says nothing. Time passes and everyone looks tired, as if they've been at this for quite a while]
- Witness relocation man 1: [groans] Now, when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
- Homer: No problem.
- Witness relocation man 1: [stepping repeatedly on Homer's foot] Hello, Mr. Thompson.
- [Homer stares blankly at him then turns to the other agent]
- Homer: [whispering loudly] I think he's talking to you.
- Sideshow Bob: Hello Bart!
- Bart: Mom, Dad!
- Sideshow Bob: Your family can't help you now.
- [The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up]
- Lisa: [seeing Homer asleep with some drool] Oh no! Dad's been drugged!
- Marge: [annoyed] No, he hasn't!
- Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest!
- Sideshow Bob: By Lucifer's beard!
- Wiggum: Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.
- Bart: I knew I had to buy some time, so I asked him to sing the score from the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
- Homer: Ooh. A plan fiendishly clever in its in-tric-acies.
- Bart: Take him away, boys.
- Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
- Lou: What'd you say, chief?
- Wiggum: Do what the kid says.
