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Difference between revisions of "Catch 'Em If You Can/Quotes"

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:'''Marge''': (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!
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:'''Marge''': (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!  
 
 
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:'''Stewardess''' [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
 
:'''Stewardess''' [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
 
:'''Homer''': Can I have both?
 
:'''Homer''': Can I have both?
:'''Stewardess''': Of course, sir.  
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:'''Stewardess''': Of course, sir.
 
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:'''Homer''': Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!  
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:'''Homer''': Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!
 
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:'''U.S. Customs Officer''': Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
 
:'''U.S. Customs Officer''': Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
 
:'''Canada Customs Officer''': Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
 
:'''Canada Customs Officer''': Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
 
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:'''Homer''': As the Bible says, screw that.  
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:'''Homer''': As the Bible says, screw that.
 
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:'''Homer''' [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
 
:'''Homer''' [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
 
:'''Grampa''': I'm only rotting on the right side!
 
:'''Grampa''': I'm only rotting on the right side!
:'''Homer''': I'll right side you!  
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:'''Homer''': I'll right side you!
 
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:'''Homer''' (to Marge): We're alone now.
 
:'''Homer''' (to Marge): We're alone now.
 
:'''Bart''': You're never alone in this crap shack.
 
:'''Bart''': You're never alone in this crap shack.
:'''Homer''': Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)  
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:'''Homer''': Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)
 
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:'''Lisa''': I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
 
:'''Lisa''': I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
:'''Airport security guard''': The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)  
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:'''Airport security guard''': The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)
 
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:'''Bart''': It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
 
:'''Bart''': It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
 
:'''Lisa''': At least I was planned!
 
:'''Lisa''': At least I was planned!
:'''Marge''': Stop it! No one was planned!  
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:'''Marge''': Stop it! No one was planned!
  
 
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Revision as of 04:35, August 9, 2012


Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!

Stewardess [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
Homer: Can I have both?
Stewardess: Of course, sir.

Homer: Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!

U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.

Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.

Homer [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
Homer: I'll right side you!

Homer (to Marge): We're alone now.
Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)

Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
Airport security guard: The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)

Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
Lisa: At least I was planned!
Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!

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