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| − | ''' | + | '''Moe Szyslak's bar rag''', known to Moe sentimentally as '''Raggy''', is a rag used by [[Moe Szyslak]]. It has a long history. |
| − | + | The rag was made in [[Ville de Springfield]] after [[Margareet]] used demon wool to make a tapestry. The tapestry was then taken by the [[Duke de Springfield]] back to his castle. Along the way, the horse he was riding fell over and the duke and the tapestry fell off the edge, hanging the duke in the process. The citizens of the village then beat the duke, which was too horrible even for a rag made from demon wool to cope with. | |
| − | + | The tapestry was then placed in a cathedral. Vikings raided the cathedral with [[Viking art thief|one viking]] deciding to become an art thief. This viking then rubbed the tapestry on his crotch before taking a bite out of it. This was the tapestry's first feeling of anguish. | |
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Revision as of 02:50, June 1, 2012
Moe Szyslak's bar rag, known to Moe sentimentally as Raggy, is a rag used by Moe Szyslak. It has a long history.
The rag was made in Ville de Springfield after Margareet used demon wool to make a tapestry. The tapestry was then taken by the Duke de Springfield back to his castle. Along the way, the horse he was riding fell over and the duke and the tapestry fell off the edge, hanging the duke in the process. The citizens of the village then beat the duke, which was too horrible even for a rag made from demon wool to cope with.
The tapestry was then placed in a cathedral. Vikings raided the cathedral with one viking deciding to become an art thief. This viking then rubbed the tapestry on his crotch before taking a bite out of it. This was the tapestry's first feeling of anguish.
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