Difference between revisions of "The Heartbroke Kid/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Created page with "{{TabQ |episode=The Heartbroke Kid }} :'''Homer''': Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smoth...") |
|||
| Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats! | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats! |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': Homer, maybe you could ask Mr. Burns for a raise. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, maybe you could ask [[Mr. Burns]] for a raise. |
:'''Homer''': Even better, I'll ask him for my job back! | :'''Homer''': Even better, I'll ask him for my job back! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''': It's not my birthday, Seymour. You know I'm a Sagittarius. | + | :'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]''': It's not my birthday, Seymour. You know I'm a Sagittarius. |
| − | :'''Principal Skinner''': Really? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there. | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': Really? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there. |
:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Skinner, be gay on your own time. | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Skinner, be gay on your own time. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :[After Bart collapses from his heart attack] | + | :[After [[Bart]] collapses from his heart attack] |
:'''Homer''': Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! (Bart groans) Why won't you dance? Dance! | :'''Homer''': Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! (Bart groans) Why won't you dance? Dance! | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient! | + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient! |
:'''Marge''': Doctor, you're a pediatrician! | :'''Marge''': Doctor, you're a pediatrician! | ||
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year. | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Spangler''' [to Homer]: Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! (yelling) Every sign is wrong! | + | :'''[[Tab Spangler|Spangler]]''' [to Homer]: Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! (yelling) Every sign is wrong! |
---- | ---- | ||
:'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine. | :'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | :'''Kent Brockman''': Kent Brockman, Channel 6 News. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather. | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Kent Brockman, [[Channel 6 News]]. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather. |
:'''Spangler''': We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to channel 5 and 7. I hope you're getting 3 paychecks. | :'''Spangler''': We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to channel 5 and 7. I hope you're getting 3 paychecks. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| Line 37: | Line 37: | ||
---- | ---- | ||
:'''Spangler''' [to the Simpsons]: Folks, you have three weeks left on a non-refundable weight loss treatment, so if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now. | :'''Spangler''' [to the Simpsons]: Folks, you have three weeks left on a non-refundable weight loss treatment, so if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': But who else needs to lose weight? Maggie, Grampa, my seldom seen half brother, Herb? [the rest of the family looks at him] What are you all looking at me for? | + | :'''Homer''': But who else needs to lose weight? [[Maggie]], [[Grampa]], my seldom seen half brother, [[Herb]]? [the rest of the family looks at him] What are you all looking at me for? |
---- | ---- | ||
:'''Bart''': I've learnt that even made up corporate shills can lie to you. | :'''Bart''': I've learnt that even made up corporate shills can lie to you. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' [holds a stuffed fox animal]: Did you hear that, Foxy, the Fox Network fox? | + | :'''Homer''' [holds a stuffed fox animal]: Did you hear that, [[Foxy]], the [[Fox Network]] fox? |
---- | ---- | ||
:'''Spangler''' [to Homer]: What are you eating now? | :'''Spangler''' [to Homer]: What are you eating now? | ||
Revision as of 14:01, September 14, 2011
- Homer: Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats!
- Marge: Homer, maybe you could ask Mr. Burns for a raise.
- Homer: Even better, I'll ask him for my job back!
- Superintendent Chalmers: It's not my birthday, Seymour. You know I'm a Sagittarius.
- Principal Skinner: Really? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, be gay on your own time.
- [After Bart collapses from his heart attack]
- Homer: Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! (Bart groans) Why won't you dance? Dance!
- Dr. Hibbert: Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient!
- Marge: Doctor, you're a pediatrician!
- Dr. Hibbert: Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year.
- Spangler [to Homer]: Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! (yelling) Every sign is wrong!
- Spangler [to Bart]: Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine.
- Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman, Channel 6 News. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
- Spangler: We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to channel 5 and 7. I hope you're getting 3 paychecks.
- Spangler [to Bart]: Son, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed. Well, that is the story. I shouldn't call a sentence a story. Anyway, it's you!
- Homer: Marge, can you cut back on your makeup budget?
- Marge: But I already use crayons for lipstick and fireplace soot for eyeliner.
- Homer: So that's where my soot went.
- Spangler [to Bart]: Young man, there's something I have to show you. In one hour. We have to drive there. No talking along the way, it'll hurt the drama.
- Bart: Can I just...
- Spangler: Shh, drama!
- Spangler [to the Simpsons]: Folks, you have three weeks left on a non-refundable weight loss treatment, so if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now.
- Homer: But who else needs to lose weight? Maggie, Grampa, my seldom seen half brother, Herb? [the rest of the family looks at him] What are you all looking at me for?
- Bart: I've learnt that even made up corporate shills can lie to you.
- Homer [holds a stuffed fox animal]: Did you hear that, Foxy, the Fox Network fox?
- Spangler [to Homer]: What are you eating now?
- Homer: Cheeseburger.
- Spangler: You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it.
- Homer: I don't wanna.
- Spangler: I just want the cheese, I don't want the meat. I do want the meat.
- Homer: Here's a corner.
- Spangler: Let me just bite it, don't rip it! Let me have the whole thing, you'll get some later.
- Homer: You're a selfish jerk.
- Spangler: I've smelled it, it has to be eaten!
- Homer: But it's my burger!
- Spangler: I'm driving. I'll kill us!
- Homer: Fine, I'd rather die!
