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Difference between revisions of "The Fight Before Christmas/Quotes"

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:''[After a long pause, a lone harmless-looking dog arrives.]''
 
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Revision as of 18:52, December 20, 2010


Season 22 Episode Quotes
"How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?"
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"The Fight Before Christmas"
"Donnie Fatso" 473


Bart: I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!

Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.

Marge: This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.

Krusty [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.

Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.

Mr. Burns: "Release the hounds! [Barking is heard in the distance.] They'll be along any minute."
[After a long pause, a lone harmless-looking dog arrives.]
Dog: "We, uhhhh ... blew the budget on Katy Perry."


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