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Krusty on [[Sophie]]'s mother, [[Erin (soldier)|Erin]]:
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Fire breaks out on set
Apu: Don't look at me, Fire Chief is purely a figurehead position. But, I do make a damn fine firehouse Tandoori chicken!


Bartender: Can't you read? No Animals Allowed!
[Krusty puts on sunglasses] Krusty: I'm blind. This boy helps me see
Bartender: I've never heard of a seeing-eye monkey before
Krusty: They gave me a monkey?!


Krusty on Sophie's mother, Erin:

"What can I say? When you're in a war zone you don't want to be firing blanks."