Difference between revisions of "New Kid on the Block/Quotes"
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| − | '''Lionel Hutz''': Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"! | + | '''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"! |
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| − | '''Moe''': Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone. | + | '''[[Moe]]''': Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone. |
| − | '''Barney''': What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! | + | '''[[Barney]]''': What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! |
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| − | '''Homer''': Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman. | + | '''[[Homer]]''': Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman. |
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'''Lionel Hutz''': Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history. | '''Lionel Hutz''': Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history. | ||
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| − | '''Bart''': I'll show them who's "just a kid!" | + | '''[[Bart]]''': I'll show them who's "just a kid!" |
| − | '''Marge''': Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams! | + | '''[[Marge]]''': Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams! |
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| − | '''Ruth''': I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that "TIME" cover story, "America's Worst City." | + | '''[[Ruth]]''': I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that "TIME" cover story, "America's Worst City." |
'''Marge''': You could see our house in that photo! | '''Marge''': You could see our house in that photo! | ||
Revision as of 00:41, September 14, 2010
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!
Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!
Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman.
Lionel Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Bart: I'll show them who's "just a kid!"
Marge: Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!
Ruth: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that "TIME" cover story, "America's Worst City."
Marge: You could see our house in that photo!
Lawyer: Your honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in boys!
Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Lawyer: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door.
