Difference between revisions of "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Lisa''': Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling. |
| − | :'''Marge''': He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay. |
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| − | :'''Lenny''': Check out the overhead scoreboard! | + | :'''[[Lenny]]''': Check out the overhead scoreboard! |
| − | (scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl) | + | :(scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl) |
| − | :'''Carl''': (laughs) Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want? | + | :'''[[Carl]]''': (laughs) Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want? |
| − | :'''Homer''': Are "poo" and "ass" taken? | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Are "poo" and "ass" taken? |
:'''Carl''': Yeah. | :'''Carl''': Yeah. | ||
:'''Homer''': Damn, could my life get any worse? | :'''Homer''': Damn, could my life get any worse? | ||
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:'''Lenny''': And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor. | :'''Lenny''': And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor. | ||
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| − | :'''Wiggum''': All right, smart guy, where's the fire? | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': All right, smart guy, where's the fire? |
:'''Homer''': Over there. | :'''Homer''': Over there. | ||
:'''Wiggum''': Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal. | :'''Wiggum''': Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal. | ||
Revision as of 06:38, August 22, 2010
- Lisa: Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling.
- Marge: He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.
- Lenny: Check out the overhead scoreboard!
- (scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl)
- Carl: (laughs) Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want?
- Homer: Are "poo" and "ass" taken?
- Carl: Yeah.
- Homer: Damn, could my life get any worse?
- Homer: Oh this is the worst day ever.
- Lenny: Hey Homer, what gives?
- Homer: Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste!
- Carl: Geez, that's rough. There must be 2 to 300 gallons in here.
- Lenny: And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.
- Chief Wiggum: All right, smart guy, where's the fire?
- Homer: Over there.
- Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.
- Marge: I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try…
- Homer: Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no (gasps) It's him! No.
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: Waldo, where are you?
