Difference between revisions of "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment/Quotes"

Revision as of 16:26, November 20, 2010

Homer: Family, I have an important announcement. The Simpsons have cable!

Bart & Lisa{in unison}: Cable!

Bart and Lisa rush over to TV.

Homer: MTV for the kids, VH1 for us, it has everything Marge.

Marge: But Homer, are you sure we can afford this?

Homer: Nothing a month? I think we can swing that!

Bart: Hell, Hell, Hell...

Bart: (about Hell) Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?

Mrs. Albright: Yes, Bart?

Bart: Are there pirates in Hell?

Mrs. Albright: Yes, thousands of them.

Bart: (rubs hands) Hoo hoo, baby!

Master bedroom. Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.

Marge: Homer, this illegal cable hookup is wrong. If you really want cable in this house we ought to subscribe to it.

Homer: I cannot afford it!

Marge: But Homer, I’m afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.

Homer{sternly}: Marge, I never put my foot down about anything.

Marge: No--

Homer: But I am severely tempted to do it over this. (Raises foot)

Marge: Oh, Homer.

Homer: Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down.

Marge: No, Homer! Not--

Homer: (Sticks foot over floor) It’s coming down. My foot, it’s--

Marge: No!

Homer: That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)

(Bart and the family watch TV.)

Bart: Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! … Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. … (Laughs) Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! (Chuckles)

Template:Season 2 Q