Difference between revisions of "I'm with Cupid/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Captain Horatio McCallister|Captain McCallister]]''': | + | :'''[[Captain Horatio McCallister|Captain McCallister]]''': (''To Apu'') "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!" |
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:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing." | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing." | ||
Revision as of 20:01, September 22, 2010
- Captain McCallister: (To Apu) "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!"
- Bart: "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing."
- Homer: "Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!"
- Skywriter: "I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!"
- Homer: "I am so sick of that damn code!"
- Homer: "Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio."
- Elton: "Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy." (produces one from nowhere)
- Homer: "Uh … "(throws it in a garbage can)
- Ned: "Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?"
- Homer:" I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk."
- Homer: "This Valentine's crap has gone too far!"
- Male Crowd: "Yeah"
- Skinner: "Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers."
- Sideshow Mel: "My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!"
- Moe: "The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet."
- Barney: "Aw, Moe. That's too far"
