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St. Patrick's Day 'assacre

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 Requirement(s): Notre Dame of Springfield Required characters: Groundskeeper Seamus, Willie, Wiggum Optional characters: Father Sean, Homer, Roscoe, Tom O'Flanagan Internal name(s): StPatricksDayAssacre ID(s): 151017 - 151023, 151030, 151200

St. Patrick's Day 'assacre is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 content update. It requires the Notre Dame of Springfield to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark Alright b'ys, time to knock noggins about St. Patrick's Day. But let's keep it twisted under our twill. Wait a minute, are you with that drunken Irish militant group? There's some redundancy there but that's us. The Irish Pride Alliance. IPA for short! IPA?! IB swayed! I'm in! If O'Flanagan's Pub is owned: Task: "Make the IPA Secretly Drink IPAs at O'Flanagan's" (x3). The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 4 hours. If O'Flanagan's Pub is not owned: Task: "Make Seamus Drink at Moe's" (x3). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the task are:

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark St. Patrick's day should be every day. Beer all year! Speaking on behalf o' the town: stop this drunken Irish mayhem! Hey buddy, what do you got against drinking and mayhem? Nothing. I just want t' make room for drunken Scottish mayhem! Task: "Reach Level 10 And Build Willie's Shack". Task: "Make Seamus Drink a Can of Beer". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Willie Drink a Can of Scotch". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark HEY! I know you! Yer that other bloody groundskeeper! All ye haggis eaters look alike. Keep yer unconherent blithering t' yerself you tater 'ating dunderheid! Task: "Make Seamus Fight Willie". The job takes place at the Notre Dame of Springfield and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark Looks like fisticuffs and brouhahas are breakin' out all over! If I can't bury my head to all this malarkey, I'll have to institute martial law! My beard's talking to me and its got a better idea – ban all Irish from entering Springfield. My beard's tough on outsiders. Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay... let's ban all Irish! Task: "Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary". Task: "Make Seamus Go to Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Willie Go to Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours. Ugh, Seamus is so hungover... with the biggest headache ever. Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's! I'll need to toss back a couple more if we're bangin' heads again. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark We're outta the barley mash and I've lost the will to fight me friend. Lost the will to fight a friend?! Then you've lost the will to live! If you need more liquid anger, I have some chocolate-covered liquor candy! Most are from Christmas. They might have gone bad-- THAT'LL do 'er! Task: "Make Seamus Eat Liquor Chocolates". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Willie Eat Liquor Chocolates". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours. These old chocolate liquor bottles are amazing! I'm a kid at Christmas again – drunk and sick to me stomach! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark ...So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar... I'm kiddin'. It can't happen. HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own! It's a warm up to knockin' the Scots, ya bagpipe blowin' caber tosser! Git a sense o' humor ya bleedin' tick, geebag, dried-up haggis! Task: "Make Seamus Fight Willie". The job takes place at the Notre Dame of Springfield and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20